Why Big Brawler Beards?

Today, we are increasingly seeing the feminization of men in the culture. Men have gotten all too comfy, walking around in their skinny jeans and loafer shoes, lugging around man purses, and regularly receiving pedicures while fluffing their man buns! Well, we at Big Brawler Beards say, Enough Is Enough! We want to appeal to the rugged, manly man in you. You know, the Industrial Worker, the Wooly Outdoorsman, the every day Warrior, the Blue-Collar Brawler, the White-Collar Rebel. You get the point. Basically, we want you to look at the world and tell them that you don’t want to dress like a lady! You don’t want to carry women’s accessories! The world needs to know that you don’t have to have a shiny, baby smooth face if you don’t want to! In fact, if you want to look like a Kodiak Bear or an African Wildebeest, that is completely your prerogative! Well, it’s our job to make sure that you look and feel like the most incredible bear or beast you can. We’re here to help you take that Man chin symbol of strength & dignity to a level of Manly, Beastly excellence! We want you to walk with the confidence of a real man. To show who’s boss with a beard that leads the way. We want to help you stay in Beast Mode, even in your sleep! When your lady kisses your face will she be met with a bail of straw packed with hedgehogs, or a silky soft beard that feels like a baby koala’s bottom? We hear those are very soft. When your woman looks at you will she see a vision of dingle berries on the south end of a northbound Yak, or the firm, rugged yet hansom and kempt mane of a Man Lion? The choice is yours. If you want great Man products that celebrate Testosterone, then we’ve got your back. But if you prefer to look and smell like a bag of smashed skunk butts, then we respectfully wish you good luck! We’re not here to judge. We’re also not saying that you have to have a beard to be manly. We’re just saying… lions have manes, and lionesses don’t. So, whether you’re a beast, a bully or a bruiser…whether you’re refined, gentlemanly, or cavalier…We know there’s a Brawler in there somewhere, and Big Brawler Beards has the perfect Knockout blend for you! We aren’t just another beard oil company. We are barrier Breakers, Stereotype Stompers, and Culture Crushers! And our beard oils are the best you’ll find this side of the Mississippi…and the other side of it too! So, if you want your beard to shine like a new silver dollar, smell as masculine as a smoking shotgun barrel, grow like a California redwood, and look as good as a 10-point Buck on a hilltop at sunrise, then welcome home my Bearded brother…welcome home. Mancerely, BIG BRAWLER BEARDS.